Freebsd Fortunes 7

You can't cheat an honest man, never give
a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump.
                -- W.C. Fields

You can't cheat the phone company.

You can't cross a large chasm in two small jumps.

You can't depend on the man who made the mess to clean it up.
                -- Richard Nixon, 1952

You can't erase a dream, you can only wake me up.
                -- Peter Frampton

You can't expect a boy to be vicious till he's been to a good school.
                -- H.H. Munro

"You can't expect a mother to be with a small child all the time",
Margaret Mead once remarked, with her usual good sense, but in 1978
she shocked feminists by snapping that women don't really have
children to put them in day care twelve hours a day, either.
                -- Caroline Bird, "The Two Paycheck Marriage"

You can't fall off the floor.

You can't get there from here.

You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME.