| Freebsd Fortunes: 1461 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but it's my parakeet's bowling night."
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes: 1462 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled for a karma
transplant."
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes: 1463 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV."
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes: 1464 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but the last time I went out, I never
came back."
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes: 1465 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to stay
tuned."
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes: 1466 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but there are important world issues that
need worrying about."
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes: 1467 of 3566 |
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes: 1468 of 3566 |
Idaho state law makes it illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box
of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes: 1469 of 3566 |
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like
solitary confinement.
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes: 1470 of 3566 |
Idiot Box, n.:
The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the
stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
|
|
