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KLEPTOMANIAC:
A rich thief.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2042 of 2327 |
Kliban's First Law of Dining:
Never eat anything bigger than your head.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2043 of 2327 |
Klingon phaser attack from front!!!!!
100% Damage to life support!!!!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2044 of 2327 |
Kludge, n:
An ill-assorted collection of poorly-matching parts, forming a
distressing whole.
-- Jackson Granholm, "Datamation"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2045 of 2327 |
Knebel's Law:
It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading
causes of statistics.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2046 of 2327 |
Knights are hardly worth it.
I mean, all that shell and so little meat...
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2047 of 2327 |
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet Evening...
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2048 of 2327 |
Knock Knock... (who's there?) Ether! (ether who?) Eather Bunny... Yea!
[chorus]
Yeay!
Stay on the Happy side, always on the happy side,
Stay on the Happy side of life!
Bum bum bum bum bum bum
You will feel no pain, as we drive you insane,
So Stay on the Happy Side of life!
Knock Knock... (who's there?) Anna! (anna who?)
An another eather bunny... [chorus]
Knock Knock... (who's there?) Stilla! (stilla who?)
Still another ether bunny... [chorus]
Knock Knock... (who's there?) Yetta! (yetta who?)
Yet another ether bunny... [chorus]
Knock Knock... (who's there?) Cargo! (cargo who?)
Cargo beep beep and run over eather bunny... [chorus]
Knock Knock... (who's there?) Boo! (boo who?)
Don't Cry! Eather bunny be back next year! [chorus]
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2049 of 2327 |
Knocked, you weren't in.
-- Opportunity
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Know how to save 5 drowning lawyers?
-- No?
GOOD!
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