Freebsd Fortunes

All syllogisms have three parts, therefore this is not a syllogism.

All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can,
too, provided you use them for business purposes.  For example, if you
subscribe to the Wall Street Journal, a business-related newspaper, you
can deduct the cost of your house, because, in the words of U.S.
Supreme Court Chief Justice Warren Burger in a landmark 1979 tax
decision: "Where else are you going to read the paper?  Outside?  What
if it rains?"
                -- Dave Barry, "Sweating Out Taxes"

All the passions make us commit faults; love makes us commit the most
ridiculous ones.
                -- La Rochefoucauld

All the taxes paid over a lifetime by the average American are spent by
the government in less than a second.
                -- Jim Fiebig

All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
                -- Sean O'Casey

All the world's a VAX,
And all the coders merely butchers;
They have their exits and their entrails;
And one int in his time plays many widths,
His sizeof being N bytes.  At first the infant,
Mewling and puking in the Regent's arms.
And then the whining schoolboy, with his Sun,
And shining morning face, creeping like slug
Unwillingly to school.
                -- A Very Annoyed PDP-11

All theoretical chemistry is really physics;
and all theoretical chemists know it.
                -- Richard P. Feynman

All things are possible, except skiing thru a revolving door.

All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for
fun.  Money's just the way we keep score.

All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.