Freebsd Fortunes 4

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
                -- Lily Tomlin

If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About A Quart Low
                -- Book title by Lewis Grizzard

If Machiavelli were a hacker, he'd have worked for the CSSG.
                -- Phil Lapsley

If Machiavelli were a programmer, he'd have worked for AT&T.

If man is only a little lower than the angels, the angels should reform.
                -- Mary Wilson Little

If mathematically you end up with the wrong
answer, try multiplying by the page number.

If men acted after marriage as they do during courtship, there would
be fewer divorces -- and more bankruptcies.
                -- Frances Rodman

If men are not afraid to die,
it is of no avail to threaten them with death.

If men live in constant fear of dying,
And if breaking the law means a man will be killed,
Who will dare to break the law?

There is always an official executioner.
If you try to take his place,
It is like trying to be a master carpenter and cutting wood.
If you try to cut wood like a master carpenter,
        you will only hurt your hand.
                -- Tao Te Ching, "Lao Tsu, #74"

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would
be a merrier world.
                -- J.R.R. Tolkien

If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little
of robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and Sabbath-breaking,
and from that to incivility and procrastination.
                -- Thomas De Quincey (1785 - 1859)