| Linux Cookie: 1015 of 1140 |
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."
-- Mark Twain
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| Linux Cookie: 1016 of 1140 |
"I am convinced that the manufacturers of carpet odor removing powder have
included encapsulated time released cat urine in their products. This
technology must be what prevented its distribution during my mom's reign. My
carpet smells like piss, and I don't have a cat. Better go by some more."
-- timw@zeb.USWest.COM, in alt.conspiracy
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| Linux Cookie: 1017 of 1140 |
"If there isn't a population problem, why is the government putting cancer in
the cigarettes?"
-- the elder Steptoe, c. 1970
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| Linux Cookie: 1018 of 1140 |
"If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little
Lavoris in the toilet."
-- Comedian Jay Leno
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| Linux Cookie: 1019 of 1140 |
"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like
`Psychic Wins Lottery.'"
-- Comedian Jay Leno
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| Linux Cookie: 1020 of 1140 |
"Well hello there Charlie Brown, you blockhead."
-- Lucy Van Pelt
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| Linux Cookie: 1021 of 1140 |
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
-- Ford Prefect, _Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy_
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| Linux Cookie: 1022 of 1140 |
"Ignorance is the soil in which belief in miracles grows."
-- Robert G. Ingersoll
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| Linux Cookie: 1023 of 1140 |
"Let every man teach his son, teach his daughter, that labor is honorable."
-- Robert G. Ingersoll
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| Linux Cookie: 1024 of 1140 |
"I have not the slightest confidence in 'spiritual manifestations.'"
-- Robert G. Ingersoll
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