| Linux Cookie: 1017 of 1140 |
"If there isn't a population problem, why is the government putting cancer in
the cigarettes?"
-- the elder Steptoe, c. 1970
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| Linux Cookie: 1018 of 1140 |
"If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little
Lavoris in the toilet."
-- Comedian Jay Leno
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| Linux Cookie: 1019 of 1140 |
"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like
`Psychic Wins Lottery.'"
-- Comedian Jay Leno
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| Linux Cookie: 1020 of 1140 |
"Well hello there Charlie Brown, you blockhead."
-- Lucy Van Pelt
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| Linux Cookie: 1021 of 1140 |
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
-- Ford Prefect, _Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy_
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| Linux Cookie: 1022 of 1140 |
"Ignorance is the soil in which belief in miracles grows."
-- Robert G. Ingersoll
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| Linux Cookie: 1023 of 1140 |
"Let every man teach his son, teach his daughter, that labor is honorable."
-- Robert G. Ingersoll
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| Linux Cookie: 1024 of 1140 |
"I have not the slightest confidence in 'spiritual manifestations.'"
-- Robert G. Ingersoll
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| Linux Cookie: 1025 of 1140 |
"It is hard to overstate the debt that we owe to men and women of genius."
-- Robert G. Ingersoll
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| Linux Cookie: 1026 of 1140 |
"Joy is wealth and love is the legal tender of the soul."
-- Robert G. Ingersoll
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