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Linux Cookie:  15 of 1140

When Yahweh your gods has settled you in the land you're about to occupy, and
driven out many infidels before you...you're to cut them down and exterminate
them.  You're to make no compromise with them or show them any mercy.
[Deut. 7:1 (KJV)]
 
Linux Cookie:  16 of 1140

I just thought of something funny...your mother.
- Cheech Marin
 
Linux Cookie:  17 of 1140

In the beginning, I was made.  I didn't ask to be made.  No one consulted
with me or considered my feelings in this matter.  But if it brought some
passing fancy to some lowly humans as they haphazardly pranced their way
through life's mournful jungle, then so be it.
- Marvin the Paranoid Android, From Douglas Adams' Hitchiker's Guide to the
Galaxy Radio Scripts
 
Linux Cookie:  18 of 1140

You will be successful in your work.
 
Linux Cookie:  19 of 1140

The life of a repo man is always intense.
 
Linux Cookie:  20 of 1140

If you're not careful, you're going to catch something.
 
Linux Cookie:  21 of 1140

That's the thing about people who think they hate computers.  What they
really hate is lousy programmers.
- Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle in "Oath of Fealty"
 
Linux Cookie:  22 of 1140

Wherever you go...There you are.
- Buckaroo Banzai
 
Linux Cookie:  23 of 1140

Life in the state of nature is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.
- Thomas Hobbes, Leviathan
 
Linux Cookie:  24 of 1140

Lack of skill dictates economy of style.
- Joey Ramone
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