| Linux Cookie: 489 of 1140 |
Gary Hart: living proof that you *can* screw your brains out.
|
|
| |
| Linux Cookie: 490 of 1140 |
Blessed be those who initiate lively discussions with the hopelessly mute,
for they shall be know as Dentists.
|
|
| |
| Linux Cookie: 491 of 1140 |
"I don't believe in sweeping social change being manifested by one person,
unless he has an atomic weapon."
-- Howard Chaykin
|
|
| |
| Linux Cookie: 492 of 1140 |
"Ever free-climbed a thousand foot vertical cliff with 60 pounds of gear
strapped to your butt?"
"No."
"'Course you haven't, you fruit-loop little geek."
-- The Mountain Man, one of Dana Carvey's SNL characters
[ditto]
|
|
| |
| Linux Cookie: 493 of 1140 |
"I mean, like, I just read your article in the Yale law recipe, on search and
seizure. Man, that was really Out There."
"I was so WRECKED when I wrote that..."
-- John Lovitz, as ex-Supreme Court nominee Alan Ginsburg, on SNL
|
|
| |
| Linux Cookie: 494 of 1140 |
"Hi, I'm Professor Alan Ginsburg... But you can call me... Captain Toke."
-- John Lovitz, as ex-Supreme Court nominee Alan Ginsburg, on SNL
|
|
| |
| Linux Cookie: 495 of 1140 |
It's great to be smart 'cause then you know stuff.
|
|
| |
| Linux Cookie: 496 of 1140 |
"Time is money and money can't buy you love and I love your outfit"
- T.H.U.N.D.E.R. #1
|
|
| |
| Linux Cookie: 497 of 1140 |
"Can't you just gesture hypnotically and make him disappear?"
"It does not work that way. RUN!"
-- Hadji on metaphyics and Mandrake in "Johnny Quest"
|
|
| |
| Linux Cookie: 498 of 1140 |
"You shouldn't make my toaster angry."
-- Household security explained in "Johnny Quest"
|
|
