| Linux Cookie: 506 of 1140 |
"Daddy, Daddy, make
Santa Claus go away!"
"I can't, son;
he's grown too
powerful."
"HO HO HO!"
-- Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre
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| Linux Cookie: 507 of 1140 |
"If it's not loud, it doesn't work!"
-- Blank Reg, from "Max Headroom"
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| Linux Cookie: 508 of 1140 |
"Remember kids, if there's a loaded gun in the room, be sure that you're the
one holding it"
-- Captain Combat
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| Linux Cookie: 509 of 1140 |
Delta: We never make the same mistake three times. -- David Letterman
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| Linux Cookie: 510 of 1140 |
Delta: A real man lands where he wants to. -- David Letterman
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| Linux Cookie: 511 of 1140 |
Delta: The kids will love our inflatable slides. -- David Letterman
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| Linux Cookie: 512 of 1140 |
Delta: We're Amtrak with wings. -- David Letterman
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| Linux Cookie: 513 of 1140 |
"Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one can say what is
good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
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| Linux Cookie: 514 of 1140 |
"Hello again, Peabody here..."
-- Mister Peabody
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| Linux Cookie: 515 of 1140 |
"It's the best thing since professional golfers on 'ludes."
-- Rick Obidiah
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