| Linux Cookie: 572 of 1140 |
"The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make
empty prophecies. The danger already exists that mathematicians have made
a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the
bonds of Hell."
-- Saint Augustine
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| Linux Cookie: 573 of 1140 |
"For the man who has everything... Penicillin."
-- F. Borquin
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| Linux Cookie: 574 of 1140 |
"I've finally learned what `upward compatible' means. It means we
get to keep all our old mistakes."
-- Dennie van Tassel
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| Linux Cookie: 575 of 1140 |
"The way of the world is to praise dead saints and prosecute live ones."
-- Nathaniel Howe
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| Linux Cookie: 576 of 1140 |
"It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milkbone underware."
-- Norm, from _Cheers_
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| Linux Cookie: 577 of 1140 |
Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I predict, Sir, that
you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease". Disraeli replied,
"That all depends, Sir, upon whether I embrace your principles or your
mistress."
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| Linux Cookie: 578 of 1140 |
"He don't know me vewy well, DO he?" -- Bugs Bunny
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| Linux Cookie: 579 of 1140 |
"I'll rob that rich person and give it to some poor deserving slob.
That will *prove* I'm Robin Hood."
-- Daffy Duck, Looney Tunes, _Robin Hood Daffy_
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| Linux Cookie: 580 of 1140 |
"Would I turn on the gas if my pal Mugsy were in there?"
"You might, rabbit, you might!"
-- Looney Tunes, Bugs and Thugs (1954, Friz Freleng)
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| Linux Cookie: 581 of 1140 |
"Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich."
-- Looney Tunes, Ali Baba Bunny (1957, Chuck Jones)
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