| Linux Cookie: 583 of 1140 |
"Now I've got the bead on you with MY disintegrating gun. And when it
disintegrates, it disintegrates. (pulls trigger) Well, what you do know,
it disintegrated."
-- Duck Dodgers in the 24th and a half century
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| Linux Cookie: 584 of 1140 |
"Kill the Wabbit, Kill the Wabbit, Kill the Wabbit!"
-- Looney Tunes, "What's Opera Doc?" (1957, Chuck Jones)
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| Linux Cookie: 585 of 1140 |
"I DO want your money, because god wants your money!"
-- The Reverend Jimmy, from _Repo_Man_
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| Linux Cookie: 586 of 1140 |
"The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The
terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency."
-- Albert Einstein
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| Linux Cookie: 587 of 1140 |
"You show me an American who can keep his mouth shut and I'll eat him."
-- Newspaperman from Frank Capra's _Meet_John_Doe_
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| Linux Cookie: 588 of 1140 |
"And we heard him exclaim
As he started to roam:
`I'm a hologram, kids,
please don't try this at home!'"
-- Bob Violence
-- Howie Chaykin's little animated 3-dimensional darling, Bob Violence
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| Linux Cookie: 589 of 1140 |
"The Soviet Union, which has complained recently about alleged anti-Soviet
themes in American advertising, lodged an official protest this week against
the Ford Motor Company's new campaign: `Hey you stinking fat Russian, get
off my Ford Escort.'"
-- Dennis Miller, Saturday Night Live
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| Linux Cookie: 590 of 1140 |
"There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum."
--Arthur C. Clarke
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| Linux Cookie: 591 of 1140 |
"They ought to make butt-flavored cat food." --Gallagher
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| Linux Cookie: 592 of 1140 |
"Not only is God dead, but just try to find a plumber on weekends."
--Woody Allen
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