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Linux Cookie:  63 of 1140

"The greatest warriors are the ones who fight for peace."
-- Holly Near
 
Linux Cookie:  64 of 1140

"No matter where you go, there you are..."
-- Buckaroo Banzai
 
Linux Cookie:  65 of 1140

Trespassers will be shot.  Survivors will be prosecuted.
 
Linux Cookie:  66 of 1140

Trespassers will be shot.  Survivors will be SHOT AGAIN!
 
Linux Cookie:  67 of 1140

"I'm growing older, but not up."
-- Jimmy Buffett
 
Linux Cookie:  68 of 1140

Scientists will study your brain to learn more about your distant cousin, Man.
 
Linux Cookie:  69 of 1140

"I hate the itching.  But I don't mind the swelling."
-- new buzz phrase, like "Where's the Beef?" that David Letterman's trying
   to get everyone to start saying
 
Linux Cookie:  70 of 1140

Your own mileage may vary.
 
Linux Cookie:  71 of 1140

"Oh dear, I think you'll find reality's on the blink again."
-- Marvin The Paranoid Android
 
Linux Cookie:  72 of 1140

"Send lawyers, guns and money..."
-- Lyrics from a Warren Zevon song
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