| Linux Cookie: 993 of 1140 |
"As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and
I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life -- so I became a scientist.
This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls."
-- Matt Cartmill
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| Linux Cookie: 994 of 1140 |
Heisengberg might have been here.
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| Linux Cookie: 995 of 1140 |
"Any excuse will serve a tyrant."
-- Aesop
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| Linux Cookie: 996 of 1140 |
"Experience has proved that some people indeed know everything."
-- Russell Baker
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| Linux Cookie: 997 of 1140 |
How many Zen Buddhist does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one not to change it.
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| Linux Cookie: 998 of 1140 |
"I prefer the blunted cudgels of the followers of the Serpent God."
-- Sean Doran the Younger
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| Linux Cookie: 999 of 1140 |
"If I do not want others to quote me, I do not speak."
-- Phil Wayne
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| Linux Cookie: 1000 of 1140 |
"my terminal is a lethal teaspoon."
-- Patricia O Tuama
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| Linux Cookie: 1001 of 1140 |
"I am ... a woman ... and ... technically a parasitic uterine growth"
-- Sean Doran the Younger [allegedly]
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| Linux Cookie: 1002 of 1140 |
"Is it just me, or does anyone else read `bible humpers' every time
someone writes `bible thumpers?'
-- Joel M. Snyder, jms@mis.arizona.edu
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