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Linux Cookie:  997 of 1140

How many Zen Buddhist does it take to change a light bulb?

Two.  One to change it and one not to change it.
 
Linux Cookie:  998 of 1140

"I prefer the blunted cudgels of the followers of the Serpent God."
-- Sean Doran the Younger
 
Linux Cookie:  999 of 1140

"If I do not want others to quote me, I do not speak."
-- Phil Wayne
 
Linux Cookie:  1000 of 1140

"my terminal is a lethal teaspoon."
-- Patricia O Tuama
 
Linux Cookie:  1001 of 1140

"I am ... a woman ... and ... technically a parasitic uterine growth"
-- Sean Doran the Younger [allegedly]
 
Linux Cookie:  1002 of 1140

"Is it just me, or does anyone else read `bible humpers' every time
someone writes `bible thumpers?'
-- Joel M. Snyder, jms@mis.arizona.edu
 
Linux Cookie:  1003 of 1140

"Money is the root of all money."
-- the moving finger
 
Linux Cookie:  1004 of 1140

"...Greg Nowak:  `Another flame from greg' - need I say more?"
-- Jonathan D. Trudel, trudel@caip.rutgers.edu

"No.  You need to say less."
-- Richard Sexton, richard@gryphon.COM
 
Linux Cookie:  1005 of 1140

"And it's my opinion, and that's only my opinion, you are a lunatic.  Just
because there are a few hunderd other people sharing your lunacy with you
does not make you any saner.  Doomed, eh?"
-- Oleg Kiselev,oleg@CS.UCLA.EDU
 
Linux Cookie:  1006 of 1140

"Obedience.  A religion of slaves.  A religion of intellectual death.  I like
it.  Don't ask questions, don't think, obey the Word of the Lord -- as it
has been conveniently brought to you by a man in a Rolls with a heavy Rolex
on his wrist.  I like that job!  Where can I sign up?"
-- Oleg Kiselev,oleg@CS.UCLA.EDU
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