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One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.
-- George Herbert
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One of the disadvantages of having children is that they eventually get old
enough to give you presents they make at school.
-- Robert Byrne
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Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.
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Out of the mouths of babes does often come cereal.
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Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have
much of anything to do with it.
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Please, Mother! I'd rather do it myself!
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Reinhart was never his mother's favorite -- and he was an only child.
-- Thomas Berger
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when
you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
-- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"
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Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore
them long enough.
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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth
to a child. She must be found and stopped.
-- Sam Levenson