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If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this doesn't
work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.
|Linux Kids: 60 of 150|
If parents would only realize how they bore their children.
-- G.B. Shaw
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If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
-- Nora Ephron, "Heartburn"
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If the very old will remember, the very young will listen.
-- Chief Dan George
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If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent.
-- Bette Davis
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If your mother knew what you're doing, she'd probably hang her head and cry.
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Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
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It is better to remain childless than to father an orphan.
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It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start life as children.
-- Kingsley Amis
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It is so soon that I am done for, I wonder what I was begun for.
-- Epitaph, Cheltenham Churchyard