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Fortune: 21 - 30 of 150 from Linux Kids

Linux Kids:  21 of 150

Beat your son every day; you may not know why, but he will.
Linux Kids:  22 of 150

Because we don't think about future generations, they will never forget us.
                -- Henrik Tikkanen
Linux Kids:  23 of 150

Billy:  Mom, you know that vase you said was handed down from
        generation to generation?
Mom:    Yes?
Billy:  Well, this generation dropped it.
Linux Kids:  24 of 150

Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests,
since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.
                -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
Linux Kids:  25 of 150

        Catching his children with their hands in the new, still wet, patio,
the father spanked them.  His wife asked, "Don't you love your children?"
"In the abstract, yes, but not in the concrete."
Linux Kids:  26 of 150

Catproof is an oxymoron, childproof nearly so.
Linux Kids:  27 of 150

Children are like cats, they can tell when you don't like them.  That's
when they come over and violate your body space.
Linux Kids:  28 of 150

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every
effort to teach them good manners.
Linux Kids:  29 of 150

Children are unpredictable.  You never know what inconsistency they're
going to catch you in next.
                -- Franklin P. Jones
Linux Kids:  30 of 150

Children begin by loving their parents.  After a time they judge them.
Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.
                -- Oscar Wilde
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