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Linux Kids:  31 of 150

Children seldom misquote you.  In fact, they usually repeat word for
word what you shouldn't have said.
Linux Kids:  32 of 150

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.
                -- Maya Angelou, "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"
Linux Kids:  33 of 150

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling
the walk before it stops snowing.
                -- Phyllis Diller

There is no need to do any housework at all.  After the first four years
the dirt doesn't get any worse.
                -- Quentin Crisp
Linux Kids:  34 of 150

Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's
beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning
them at birth.
Linux Kids:  35 of 150

Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy.
                -- Robert Heinlein
Linux Kids:  36 of 150

Fertility is hereditary.  If your parents didn't have any children,
neither will you.
Linux Kids:  37 of 150

For adult education nothing beats children.
Linux Kids:  38 of 150

For children with short attention spans: boomerangs that don't come back.
Linux Kids:  39 of 150


        "And, and, and, and, but, but, but, but!"
                -- Mrs. Janice Markowsky, April 8, 1965
Linux Kids:  40 of 150


        "Johnny, if you fall and break your leg, don't come running to me!"
                -- Mrs. Emily Barstow, June 16, 1954
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