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Fortune: 71 - 80 of 150 from Linux Kids

Linux Kids:  71 of 150

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
Linux Kids:  72 of 150

Kids always brighten up a house; mostly by leaving the lights on.
Linux Kids:  73 of 150

Kids have *never* taken guidance from their parents.  If you could
travel back in time and observe the original primate family in the
original tree, you would see the primate parents yelling at the primate
teenager for sitting around and sulking all day instead of hunting for
grubs and berries like dad primate.  Then you'd see the primate
teenager stomp up to his branch and slam the leaves.
                -- Dave Barry, "Kids Today: They Don't Know Dum Diddly Do"
Linux Kids:  74 of 150

Lies!  All lies!  You're all lying against my boys!
                -- Ma Barker
Linux Kids:  75 of 150

Life does not begin at the moment of conception or the moment of birth.
It begins when the kids leave home and the dog dies.
Linux Kids:  76 of 150

Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality.
Linux Kids:  77 of 150

Life is like a diaper -- short and loaded.
Linux Kids:  78 of 150

Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children.
Life is the other way around.
                -- David Lodge, "The British Museum is Falling Down"
Linux Kids:  79 of 150

Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
                -- Jules Feiffer
Linux Kids:  80 of 150

May you have many beautiful and obedient daughters.
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