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"Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun."
-- Jeff Berner
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| Linux Miscellaneous: 102 of 644 |
Editing is a rewording activity.
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| Linux Miscellaneous: 103 of 644 |
Eggheads unite! You have nothing to lose but your yolks.
-- Adlai Stevenson
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| Linux Miscellaneous: 104 of 644 |
Events are not affected, they develop.
-- Sri Aurobindo
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| Linux Miscellaneous: 105 of 644 |
Ever wonder why fire engines are red?
Because newspapers are read too.
Two and Two is four.
Four and four is eight.
Eight and four is twelve.
There are twelve inches in a ruler.
Queen Mary was a ruler.
Queen Mary was a ship.
Ships sail the sea.
There are fishes in the sea.
Fishes have fins.
The Finns fought the Russians.
Russians are red.
Fire engines are always rush'n.
Therefore fire engines are red.
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| Linux Miscellaneous: 106 of 644 |
Every absurdity has a champion who will defend it.
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| Linux Miscellaneous: 107 of 644 |
Every day it's the same thing -- variety. I want something different.
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| Linux Miscellaneous: 108 of 644 |
Every time I think I know where it's at, they move it.
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| Linux Miscellaneous: 109 of 644 |
Every time you manage to close the door on Reality, it comes in through the
window.
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Every word is like an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.
-- Beckett
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