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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something
to do with a shortage of flowers.
-- Doug Larson
[Not to mention, butterfly would be flutterby. Ed.]
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If the future isn't what it used to be, does that mean that the past
is subject to change in times to come?
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If the grass is greener on other side of fence, consider what may be
fertilizing it.
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If the meanings of "true" and "false" were switched, then this sentence
would not be false.
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If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances
are 50-50 it will.
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If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
-- Art Hoppe
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If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?
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If we see the light at the end of the tunnel, it's the light of an
oncoming train.
-- Robert Lowell
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If you are going to walk on thin ice, you may as well dance.
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If you can lead it to water and force it to drink, it isn't a horse.
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