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I want to dress you up as TALLULAH BANKHEAD and cover you with VASELINE
and WHEAT THINS ...
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Linux Zippy: 214 of 548 |
I want to kill everyone here with a cute colorful Hydrogen Bomb!!
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Linux Zippy: 215 of 548 |
... I want to perform cranial activities with Tuesday Weld!!
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I want to read my new poem about pork brains and outer space ...
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Linux Zippy: 217 of 548 |
I want to so HAPPY, the VEINS in my neck STAND OUT!!
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Linux Zippy: 218 of 548 |
I want you to MEMORIZE the collected poems of EDNA ST VINCENT MILLAY
... BACKWARDS!!
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Linux Zippy: 219 of 548 |
I want you to organize my PASTRY trays ... my TEA-TINS are gleaming in
formation like a ROW of DRUM MAJORETTES -- please don't be FURIOUS with me --
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Linux Zippy: 220 of 548 |
I was born in a Hostess Cupcake factory before the sexual revolution!
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I was making donuts and now I'm on a bus!
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Linux Zippy: 222 of 548 |
I wish I was a sex-starved manicurist found dead in the Bronx!!
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