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I wish I was a sex-starved manicurist found dead in the Bronx!!
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I wish I was on a Cincinnati street corner holding a clean dog!
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Linux Zippy: 224 of 548 |
I wonder if I could ever get started in the credit world?
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I wonder if I ought to tell them about my PREVIOUS LIFE as a COMPLETE
STRANGER?
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Linux Zippy: 226 of 548 |
I wonder if I should put myself in ESCROW!!
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Linux Zippy: 227 of 548 |
I wonder if there's anything GOOD on tonight?
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Linux Zippy: 228 of 548 |
I would like to urinate in an OVULAR, porcelain pool --
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Linux Zippy: 229 of 548 |
I'd like MY data-base JULIENNED and stir-fried!
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I'd like some JUNK FOOD ... and then I want to be ALONE --
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I'll eat ANYTHING that's BRIGHT BLUE!!
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