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I've got an IDEA!! Why don't I STARE at you so HARD, you forget your
SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!!
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I've read SEVEN MILLION books!!
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... ich bin in einem dusenjet ins jahr 53 vor chr ... ich lande im
antiken Rom ... einige gladiatoren spielen scrabble ... ich rieche
PIZZA ...
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If a person is FAMOUS in this country, they have to go on the ROAD for
MONTHS at a time and have their name misspelled on the SIDE of a
GREYHOUND SCENICRUISER!!
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If elected, Zippy pledges to each and every American a 55-year-old houseboy ...
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If I am elected no one will ever have to do their laundry again!
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If I am elected, the concrete barriers around the WHITE HOUSE will be
replaced by tasteful foam replicas of ANN MARGARET!
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If I felt any more SOPHISTICATED I would DIE of EMBARRASSMENT!
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If I had a Q-TIP, I could prevent th' collapse of NEGOTIATIONS!!
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... If I had heart failure right now, I couldn't be a more fortunate man!!
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