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Linux Zippy

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Linux Zippy:  309 of 548

It don't mean a THING if you ain't got that SWING!!
 
Linux Zippy:  310 of 548

It was a JOKE!!  Get it??  I was receiving messages from DAVID LETTERMAN!!
YOW!!
 
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It's a lot of fun being alive ... I wonder if my bed is made?!?
 
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It's NO USE ... I've gone to "CLUB MED"!!
 
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It's OBVIOUS ... The FURS never reached ISTANBUL ... You were an EXTRA
in the REMAKE of "TOPKAPI" ... Go home to your WIFE ... She's making
FRENCH TOAST!
 
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It's OKAY -- I'm an INTELLECTUAL, too.
 
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It's the RINSE CYCLE!!  They've ALL IGNORED the RINSE CYCLE!!
 
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JAPAN is a WONDERFUL planet -- I wonder if we'll ever reach their level
of COMPARATIVE SHOPPING ...
 
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Jesuit priests are DATING CAREER DIPLOMATS!!
 
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Jesus is my POSTMASTER GENERAL ...
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