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OKAY!! Turn on the sound ONLY for TRYNEL CARPETING, FULLY-EQUIPPED
R.V.'S and FLOATATION SYSTEMS!!
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OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS?? Oh, YEH!! First you need four GALLONS of JELL-O
and a BIG WRENCH!! ... I think you drop th'WRENCH in the JELL-O as if
it was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT ... ... or ... I ... um ... WHERE'S
the WASHING MACHINES?
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On SECOND thought, maybe I'll heat up some BAKED BEANS and watch REGIS
PHILBIN ... It's GREAT to be ALIVE!!
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On the other hand, life can be an endless parade of TRANSSEXUAL
QUILTING BEES aboard a cruise ship to DISNEYWORLD if only we let it!!
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On the road, ZIPPY is a pinhead without a purpose, but never without a POINT.
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Once upon a time, four AMPHIBIOUS HOG CALLERS attacked a family of
DEFENSELESS, SENSITIVE COIN COLLECTORS and brought DOWN their PROPERTY
VALUES!!
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Once, there was NO fun ... This was before MENU planning, FASHION
statements or NAUTILUS equipment ... Then, in 1985 ... FUN was
completely encoded in this tiny MICROCHIP ... It contain 14,768 vaguely
amusing SIT-COM pilots!! We had to wait FOUR BILLION years but we
finally got JERRY LEWIS, MTV and a large selection of creme-filled
snack cakes!
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One FISHWICH coming up!!
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ONE LIFE TO LIVE for ALL MY CHILDREN in ANOTHER WORLD all THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES.
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ONE: I will donate my entire "BABY HUEY" comic book collection to
the downtown PLASMA CENTER ...
TWO: I won't START a BAND called "KHADAFY & THE HIT SQUAD" ...
THREE: I won't ever TUMBLE DRY my FOX TERRIER again!!
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