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So, if we convert SUPPLY-SIDE SOYABEAN FUTURES into HIGH-YIELD T-BILL
INDICATORS, the PRE-INFLATIONARY risks will DWINDLE to a rate of 2
SHOPPING SPREES per EGGPLANT!!
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Someone in DAYTON, Ohio is selling USED CARPETS to a SERBO-CROATIAN
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Sometime in 1993 NANCY SINATRA will lead a BLOODLESS COUP on GUAM!!
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Somewhere in DOWNTOWN BURBANK a prostitute is OVERCOOKING a LAMB CHOP!!
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Somewhere in suburban Honolulu, an unemployed bellhop is whipping up a
batch of illegal psilocybin chop suey!!
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Somewhere in Tenafly, New Jersey, a chiropractor is viewing "Leave it
to Beaver"!
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Spreading peanut butter reminds me of opera!! I wonder why?
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TAILFINS!! ... click ...
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Talking Pinhead Blues:
Oh, I LOST my ``HELLO KITTY'' DOLL and I get BAD reception on channel
TWENTY-SIX!!
Th'HOSTESS FACTORY is closin' down and I just heard ZASU PITTS has been
DEAD for YEARS.. (sniff)
My PLATFORM SHOE collection was CHEWED up by th' dog, ALEXANDER HAIG
won't let me take a SHOWER 'til Easter ... (snurf)
So I went to the kitchen, but WALNUT PANELING whup me upside mah HAID!!
(on no, no, no.. Heh, heh)
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TAPPING? You POLITICIANS! Don't you realize that the END of the "Wash
Cycle" is a TREASURED MOMENT for most people?!
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