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Linux Zippy

Fortune: 437 - 446 of 548 from Linux Zippy

Linux Zippy:  437 of 548

There is no TRUTH.  There is no REALITY.  There is no CONSISTENCY.
There are no ABSOLUTE STATEMENTS.   I'm very probably wrong.
 
Linux Zippy:  438 of 548

There's a little picture of ED MCMAHON doing BAD THINGS to JOAN RIVERS
in a $200,000 MALIBU BEACH HOUSE!!
 
Linux Zippy:  439 of 548

There's enough money here to buy 5000 cans of Noodle-Roni!
 
Linux Zippy:  440 of 548

        "These are DARK TIMES for all mankind's HIGHEST VALUES!"
        "These are DARK TIMES for FREEDOM and PROSPERITY!"
        "These are GREAT TIMES to put your money on BAD GUY to kick the CRAP
out of MEGATON MAN!"
 
Linux Zippy:  441 of 548

These PRESERVES should be FORCE-FED to PENTAGON OFFICIALS!!
 
Linux Zippy:  442 of 548

They collapsed ... like nuns in the street ... they had no teen
appeal!
 
Linux Zippy:  443 of 548

This ASEXUAL PIG really BOILS my BLOOD ... He's so ... so ... URGENT!!
 
Linux Zippy:  444 of 548

"This is a job for BOB VIOLENCE and SCUM, the INCREDIBLY STUPID MUTANT DOG."
                -- Bob Violence
 
Linux Zippy:  445 of 548

This is a NO-FRILLS flight -- hold th' CANADIAN BACON!!
 
Linux Zippy:  446 of 548

This MUST be a good party -- My RIB CAGE is being painfully pressed up
against someone's MARTINI!!
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