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Linux Zippy:  65 of 548

Do you have exactly what I want in a plaid poindexter bar bat??
 
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Do you like "TENDER VITTLES"?
 
Linux Zippy:  67 of 548

Do you think the "Monkees" should get gas on odd or even days?
 
Linux Zippy:  68 of 548

Does someone from PEORIA have a SHORTER ATTENTION span than me?
 
Linux Zippy:  69 of 548

does your DRESSING ROOM have enough ASPARAGUS?
 
Linux Zippy:  70 of 548

DON'T go!!  I'm not HOWARD COSELL!!  I know POLISH JOKES ... WAIT!!
Don't go!!  I AM Howard Cosell! ... And I DON'T know Polish jokes!!
 
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Don't hit me!!  I'm in the Twilight Zone!!!
 
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Don't SANFORIZE me!!
 
Linux Zippy:  73 of 548

Don't worry, nobody really LISTENS to lectures in MOSCOW, either! ...
FRENCH, HISTORY, ADVANCED CALCULUS, COMPUTER PROGRAMMING, BLACK
STUDIES, SOCIOBIOLOGY! ...  Are there any QUESTIONS??
 
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Edwin Meese made me wear CORDOVANS!!
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