DON'T go!! I'm not HOWARD COSELL!! I know POLISH JOKES ... WAIT!!
Don't go!! I AM Howard Cosell! ... And I DON'T know Polish jokes!!
Linux Zippy: 71 of 548
Don't hit me!! I'm in the Twilight Zone!!!
Linux Zippy: 72 of 548
Don't SANFORIZE me!!
Linux Zippy: 73 of 548
Don't worry, nobody really LISTENS to lectures in MOSCOW, either! ...
FRENCH, HISTORY, ADVANCED CALCULUS, COMPUTER PROGRAMMING, BLACK
STUDIES, SOCIOBIOLOGY! ... Are there any QUESTIONS??
Linux Zippy: 74 of 548
Edwin Meese made me wear CORDOVANS!!
Linux Zippy: 75 of 548
Eisenhower!! Your mimeograph machine upsets my stomach!!
Linux Zippy: 76 of 548
Either CONFESS now or we go to "PEOPLE'S COURT"!!
Linux Zippy: 77 of 548
Everybody gets free BORSCHT!
Linux Zippy: 78 of 548
Everybody is going somewhere!! It's probably a garage sale or a
disaster Movie!!