Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday April 14, 2022

There was a young man of Calcutta, Who tried to write...
There was a young man of Calcutta, Who tried to write "cunt" on a shutter. When he got to c-u, A pious Hindoo Knocked him ass-over-head in the gutter.

There was an old man of Alsace Who played the trombone with...
There was an old man of Alsace Who played the trombone with his ass. He put in a trap To take out the crap, But the vapors corroded the brass.

A "critic" is a man who creates nothing and thereby...
A "critic" is a man who creates nothing and thereby feels qualified to judge the work of creative men. There is logic in this; he is unbiased -- he hates all creative people equally.

A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.
A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.

A copy of the universe is not what is required of art; one...
A copy of the universe is not what is required of art; one of the damned things is ample. -- Rebecca West

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent...
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous. -- Robert Benchley

It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can...
It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back. -- Mick Jagger