Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday September 25, 2022

The reader this message encounters not failing to understand...
The reader this message encounters not failing to understand is cursed.

This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!
This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!

And he climbed with the lad up the Eiffelberg Tower...
And he climbed with the lad up the Eiffelberg Tower. "This," cried the Mayor, "is your town's darkest hour! The time for all Whos who have blood that is red to come to the aid of their country!" he said. "We've GOT to make...

We are all born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must...
We are all born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society. -- Judith Martin, "Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour"

We are the people our parents warned us about.
We are the people our parents warned us about.

"A word to the wise: a credentials dicksize war is usually...
"A word to the wise: a credentials dicksize war is usually a bad idea on the net." (David Parsons in c.o.l.development.system, about coding in C.)

"Absolutely nothing should be concluded from these figures...
"Absolutely nothing should be concluded from these figures except that no conclusion can be drawn from them." (By Joseph L. Brothers, Linux/PowerPC Project)

A Linux machine! because a 486 is a terrible thing...
A Linux machine! because a 486 is a terrible thing to waste! (By jjs@wintermute.ucr.edu, Joe Sloan)