Freebsd Murphys Law: 637 of 833 |
If you have to park six blocks away, you will find two
new parking spaces right in front of the building
entrance.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 638 of 833 |
When you're not in a hurry, the traffic light will turn
green as soon as your vehicle comes to a complete stop.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 639 of 833 |
A car and a truck approaching each other on an otherwise
deserted road will meet at the narrow bridge.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 640 of 833 |
The speed of an oncoming vehicle is directly proportional
to the length of the passing zone.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 641 of 833 |
The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly
in front of your eyes.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 642 of 833 |
If you can get to the faulty part, you don't have the
tool to get it off.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 643 of 833 |
If you can get the faulty part off, the parts house
will have it back-ordered.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 644 of 833 |
If the faulty part is in stock, it didn't need replacing
in the first place.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 645 of 833 |
When the need arises, any tool or object closest to you
becomes a hammer.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 646 of 833 |
No matter how minor the task, you will inevitably end
up covered with grease and motor oil.
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