Freebsd Murphys Law: 450 of 833 |
Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for
a number and then give it back to them.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 451 of 833 |
When somebody drops something, everybody will kick it
around instead of picking it up.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 452 of 833 |
The chances of anybody doing anything are inversely
proportional to the number of other people who are in
a position to do it instead.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 453 of 833 |
Never make a decision you can get someone else to make.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 454 of 833 |
No one keeps a record of decisions you could have made
but didn't. Everyone keeps a records of your bad ones.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 455 of 833 |
For every vision, there is an equal and opposite revision.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 456 of 833 |
The inside contact that you have developed at great
expense is the first person to be let go in any
reorganization.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 457 of 833 |
It's tough to get reallocated when you're the one
who's redundant.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 458 of 833 |
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 459 of 833 |
If you're early, it'll be cancelled.
If you knock yourself out to be on time, you will
have to wait.
If you're late, you will be too late.
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