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Linux Art:  436 of 460

Who is D.B. Cooper, and where is he now?
 
Linux Art:  437 of 460

Who is John Galt?
 
Linux Art:  438 of 460

Who is W.O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
 
Linux Art:  439 of 460

Who was that masked man?
 
Linux Art:  440 of 460

Who's on first?
 
Linux Art:  441 of 460

Who's scruffy-looking?
                -- Han Solo
 
Linux Art:  442 of 460

Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard?
                -- Paul Simon
 
Linux Art:  443 of 460

"Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'?  I could
have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing."
                -- Ian Shoales
 
Linux Art:  444 of 460

        Why are you doing this to me?
        Because knowledge is torture, and there must be awareness before
there is change.
                -- Jim Starlin, "Captain Marvel", #29
 
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Why do we have two eyes?  To watch 3-D movies with.
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