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Who's on first?
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Who's scruffy-looking?
-- Han Solo
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Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard?
-- Paul Simon
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"Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'? I could
have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing."
-- Ian Shoales
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Why are you doing this to me?
Because knowledge is torture, and there must be awareness before
there is change.
-- Jim Starlin, "Captain Marvel", #29
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Why do we have two eyes? To watch 3-D movies with.
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Why not? -- What? -- Why not? -- Why should I not send it? -- Why should I
not dispatch it? -- Why not? -- Strange! I don't know why I shouldn't --
Well, then -- You will do me this favor. -- Why not? -- Why should you not
do it? -- Why not? -- Strange! I shall do the same for you, when you want
me to. Why not? Why should I not do it for you? Strange! Why not? --
I can't think why not.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, from a letter to his cousin Maria,
"The Definitive Biography of PDQ Bach", Peter Schickele
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Why you say you no bunny rabbit when you have little powder-puff tail?
-- The Tasmanian Devil
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Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.
-- Christopher Plummer
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Worth seeing? Yes, but not worth going to see.
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