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Linux Men Women:  491 of 582

Today when a man gets married he gets a home, a housekeeper, a cook, a cheering
squad and another paycheck.  When a woman marries, she gets a boarder.
 
Linux Men Women:  492 of 582

Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL.
                -- Mae West
 
Linux Men Women:  493 of 582

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your
own name.
                -- Joan Rivers
 
Linux Men Women:  494 of 582

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of
marriage make her something like a public building.
                -- Oscar Wilde
 
Linux Men Women:  495 of 582

Two sure ways to tell a REALLY sexy man; the first is, he has a bad memory.
I forget the second.
 
Linux Men Women:  496 of 582

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.
                -- Richard Armour
 
Linux Men Women:  497 of 582

Valerie: Aww, Tom, you're going maudlin on me ...
Tom:     I reserve the right to wax maudlin as I wane eloquent ...
                -- Tom Chapin
 
Linux Men Women:  498 of 582

Very few modern women either like or desire marriage, especially after the
ceremony has been performed.  Primarily women wish attention and affection.
Matrimony is something they accept when there is no alternative.  Really,
it is a waste of time, and hazardous, to marry them.  It leaves one open
to a rival.  Husbands, good or bad, always have rivals.  Lovers, never.
                -- Helen Lawrenson, "Esquire"
 
Linux Men Women:  499 of 582

We were happily married for eight months.  Unfortunately, we were married
for four and a half years.
                -- Nick Faldo
 
Linux Men Women:  500 of 582

We're all looking for a woman who can sit in a mini-skirt and talk
philosophy, executing both with confidence and style.
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