Linux Men Women

Women treat us just as humanity treats its gods.  They worship us and are
always bothering us to do something for them.
                -- Oscar Wilde

Women want their men to be cops.  They want you to punish them and tell
them what the limits are.  The only thing that women hate worse from a man
than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.
                -- Mort Sahl

Women waste men's lives and think they have indemnified them by a few
gracious words.
                -- Honor'^He de Balzac

Women who want to be equal to men lack imagination.

Women wish to be loved without a why or a wherefore; not because they are
pretty, or good, or well-bred, or graceful, or intelligent, but because
they are themselves.
                -- Amiel

Women's virtue is man's greatest invention.
                -- Cornelia Otis Skinner

Women, deceived by men, want to marry them; it is a kind of revenge
as good as any other.
                -- Philippe De Remi

Women, when they are not in love, have all the cold blood of an experienced
attorney.
                -- Honor'^He de Balzac

Women, when they have made a sheep of a man, always tell him that he is a
lion with a will of iron.
                -- Honor'^He de Balzac

        "You are *so* lovely."
        "Yes."
        "Yes!  And you take a compliment, too!  I like that in a goddess."