| Linux Politics: 104 of 693 |
Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and
the lash.
-- Winston Churchill
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| Linux Politics: 105 of 693 |
Don't vote -- it only encourages them!
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| Linux Politics: 106 of 693 |
Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders
has been discontinued.
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| Linux Politics: 107 of 693 |
Each person has the right to take part in the management of public affairs
in his country, provided he has prior experience, a will to succeed, a
university degree, influential parents, good looks, a curriculum vitae, two
3x4 snapshots, and a good tax record.
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| Linux Politics: 108 of 693 |
Each person has the right to take the subway.
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| Linux Politics: 109 of 693 |
Even though they raised the rate for first class mail in the United
States we really shouldn't complain -- it's still only two cents a day.
[and getting better! Soon it'll be down to a penny a day!]
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| Linux Politics: 110 of 693 |
Ever wonder if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?
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| Linux Politics: 111 of 693 |
Every country has the government it deserves.
-- Joseph De Maistre
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Every one says that politicians lie all the time, and that just isn't so!
But you do have to understand body language to know when they're lying and
when they aren't.
When a politician rubs his nose, he isn't lying.
When a politician tugs on his ear, he isn't lying.
When a politician scratches his collar bone, he isn't lying.
When his mouth starts moving, that's when he's lying!
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Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately,
no one we know belongs.
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