Linux Politics

All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of
the United States.
                -- Vic Gold

All people are born alike -- except Republicans and Democrats.
                -- Groucho Marx

All the taxes paid over a lifetime by the average American are spent by
the government in less than a second.
                -- Jim Fiebig

All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers ... Each one owes
infinitely more to the human race than to the particular country in
which he was born.
                -- Francois Fenelon

America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one
dollar, and use it up in two weeks.

America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from barbarism
to decadence without touching civilization.
                -- John O'Hara

America: born free and taxed to death.

An ambassador is an honest man sent abroad to lie and intrigue for the
benefit of his country.
                -- Sir Henry Wotton, 1568-1639

An American's a person who isn't afraid to criticize the president but is
always polite to traffic cops.

An efficient and a successful administration manifests itself equally in
small as in great matters.
                -- W. Churchill