| Linux Work: 139 of 630 |
"How many people work here?"
"Oh, about half."
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| Linux Work: 140 of 630 |
Human resources are human first, and resources second.
-- J. Garbers
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| Linux Work: 141 of 630 |
"I am convinced that the manufacturers of carpet odor removing powder
have included encapsulated time released cat urine in their products.
This technology must be what prevented its distribution during my mom's
reign. My carpet smells like piss, and I don't have a cat. Better go
buy some more."
-- timw@zeb.USWest.COM
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| Linux Work: 142 of 630 |
I am more bored than you could ever possibly be. Go back to work.
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| Linux Work: 143 of 630 |
I attribute my success to intelligence, guts, determination, honesty,
ambition, and having enough money to buy people with those qualities.
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| Linux Work: 144 of 630 |
I BET WHAT HAPPENED was they discovered fire and invented the wheel on
the same day. Then that night, they burned the wheel.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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| Linux Work: 145 of 630 |
I cannot draw a cart, nor eat dried oats; If it be man's work I will do it.
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| Linux Work: 146 of 630 |
I consider a new device or technology to have been culturally accepted when
it has been used to commit a murder.
-- M. Gallaher
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| Linux Work: 147 of 630 |
I don't do it for the money.
-- Donald Trump, Art of the Deal
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| Linux Work: 148 of 630 |
I don't have any use for bodyguards, but I do have a specific use for two
highly trained certified public accountants.
-- Elvis Presley
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