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Linux Work:  16 of 630

A freelance is one who gets paid by the word -- per piece or perhaps.
        -- Robert Benchley
 
Linux Work:  17 of 630

A good supervisor can step on your toes without messing up your shine.
 
Linux Work:  18 of 630

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while
the policeman searches you.
 
Linux Work:  19 of 630

A man is known by the company he organizes.
        -- Ambrose Bierce
 
Linux Work:  20 of 630

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
 
Linux Work:  21 of 630

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.
        -- Dean Acheson
 
Linux Work:  22 of 630

A motion to adjourn is always in order.
 
Linux Work:  23 of 630

A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.
 
Linux Work:  24 of 630

A new supply of round tuits has arrived and are available from Mary.
Anyone who has been putting off work until they got a round tuit now
has no excuse for further procrastination.
 
Linux Work:  25 of 630

A rock store eventually closed down; they were taking too much for granite.
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