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A good supervisor can step on your toes without messing up your shine.
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A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while
the policeman searches you.
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A man is known by the company he organizes.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
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A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.
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A new supply of round tuits has arrived and are available from Mary.
Anyone who has been putting off work until they got a round tuit now
has no excuse for further procrastination.
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A rock store eventually closed down; they were taking too much for granite.
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... a thing called Ethics, whose nature was confusing but if you had it you
were a High-Class Realtor and if you hadn't you were a shyster, a piker and
a fly-by-night. These virtues awakened Confidence and enabled you to handle
Bigger Propositions. But they didn't imply that you were to be impractical
and refuse to take twice the value for a house if a buyer was such an idiot
that he didn't force you down on the asking price.
-- Sinclair Lewis, "Babbitt"
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