Linux Work

Nothing recedes like success.
        -- Walter Winchell

Nothing succeeds like excess.
        -- Oscar Wilde

Nothing succeeds like success.
        -- Alexandre Dumas

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success.
        -- Christopher Lascl

Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
        -- Kim Hubbard

Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must be first
overcome.
        -- Dr. Johnson

    Now, you might ask, "How do I get one of those complete home tool
sets for under $4?" An excellent question.
    Go to one of those really cheap discount stores where they sell
plastic furniture in colors visible from the planet Neptune and where they
have a food section specializing in cardboard cartons full of Raisinets and
malted milk balls manufactured during the Nixon administration.  In either
the hardware or housewares department, you'll find an item imported from an
obscure Oriental country and described as "Nine Tools in One", consisting of
a little handle with interchangeable ends representing inscrutable Oriental
notions of tools that Americans might use around the home.  Buy it.
    This is the kind of tool set professionals use.  Not only is it
inexpensive, but it also has a great safety feature not found in the
so-called quality tools sets: The handle will actually break right off if
you accidentally hit yourself or anything else, or expose it to direct
sunlight.
        -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"

Of all possible committee reactions to any given agenda item, the
reaction that will occur is the one which will liberate the greatest
amount of hot air.
        -- Thomas L. Martin

Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy.

Once it hits the fan, the only rational choice is to sweep it up, package it,
and sell it as fertilizer.