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Linux Work:  366 of 630

    "Seven years and six months!"  Humpty Dumpty repeated thoughtfully.
"An uncomfortable sort of age.  Now if you'd asked MY advice, I'd have
said 'Leave off at seven' -- but it's too late now."
    "I never ask advice about growing,"  Alice said indignantly.
    "Too proud?"  the other enquired.
    Alice felt even more indignant at this suggestion.  "I mean,"
she said, "that one can't help growing older."
    "ONE can't, perhaps," said Humpty Dumpty; "but TWO can.  With
proper assistance, you might have left off at seven."
        -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Glass"
 
Linux Work:  367 of 630

Several years ago, some smart businessmen had an idea: Why not build a big
store where a do-it-yourselfer could get everything he needed at reasonable
prices?  Then they decided, nah, the hell with that, let's build a home
center.  And before long home centers were springing up like crabgrass all
over the United States.
        -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"
 
Linux Work:  368 of 630

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing
golf with his boss.
 
Linux Work:  369 of 630

So you think that money is the root of all evil.  Have you ever asked what
is the root of money?
        -- Ayn Rand
 
Linux Work:  370 of 630

So... did you ever wonder, do garbagemen take showers before they go to work?
 
Linux Work:  371 of 630

Some people carve careers, others chisel them.
 
Linux Work:  372 of 630

Some people have a great ambition: to build something
that will last, at least until they've finished building it.
 
Linux Work:  373 of 630

Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the
book or even what book.
 
Linux Work:  374 of 630

Some people only open up to tell you that they're closed.
 
Linux Work:  375 of 630

Some people pray for more than they are willing to work for.
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