Linux Work

Several years ago, some smart businessmen had an idea: Why not build a big
store where a do-it-yourselfer could get everything he needed at reasonable
prices?  Then they decided, nah, the hell with that, let's build a home
center.  And before long home centers were springing up like crabgrass all
over the United States.
        -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing
golf with his boss.

So you think that money is the root of all evil.  Have you ever asked what
is the root of money?
        -- Ayn Rand

So... did you ever wonder, do garbagemen take showers before they go to work?

Some people carve careers, others chisel them.

Some people have a great ambition: to build something
that will last, at least until they've finished building it.

Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the
book or even what book.

Some people only open up to tell you that they're closed.

Some people pray for more than they are willing to work for.

Some people say a front-engine car handles best.  Some people say a
rear-engine car handles best.  I say a rented car handles best.
        -- P.J. O'Rourke