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Linux Work:  5 of 630

A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well
as afterward.
 
Linux Work:  6 of 630

A businessman is a hybrid of a dancer and a calculator.
        -- Paul Valery
 
Linux Work:  7 of 630

A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.
        -- Milton Berle
 
Linux Work:  8 of 630

A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
        -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love"
 
Linux Work:  9 of 630

A committee takes root and grows, it flowers, wilts and dies, scattering the
seed from which other committees will bloom.
        -- Parkinson
 
Linux Work:  10 of 630

A commune is where people join together to share their lack of wealth.
        -- R. Stallman
 
Linux Work:  11 of 630

A company is known by the men it keeps.
 
Linux Work:  12 of 630

A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it
is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
 
Linux Work:  13 of 630

A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper.
        -- Dyer
 
Linux Work:  14 of 630

A cow is a completely automated milk-manufacturing machine. It is encased
in untanned leather and mounted on four vertical, movable supports, one at
each corner.  The front end of the machine, or input, contains the cutting
and grinding mechanism, utilizing a unique feedback device.  Here also are
the headlights, air inlet and exhaust, a bumper and a foghorn.
    At the rear, the machine carries the milk-dispensing equipment as
well as a built-in flyswatter and insect repeller.  The central portion
houses a hydro- chemical-conversion unit.  Briefly, this consists of four
fermentation and storage tanks connected in series by an intricate network
of flexible plumbing.  This assembly also contains the central heating plant
complete with automatic temperature controls, pumping station and main
ventilating system.  The waste disposal apparatus is located to the rear of
this central section.
    Cows are available fully-assembled in an assortment of sizes and
colors.  Production output ranges from 2 to 20 tons of milk per year.  In
brief, the main external visible features of the cow are:  two lookers, two
hookers, four stander-uppers, four hanger-downers, and a swishy-wishy.
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