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Then there was the ScoutMaster who got a fantastic deal on this case of
Tates brand compasses for his troup; only $1.25 each!  Only problem was,
when they got them out in the woods, the compasses were all stuck pointing
to the "W" on the dial.

Moral:
    He who has a Tates is lost!

There are many of us in this old world of ours who hold that things break
about even for all of us.  I have observed, for example, that we all get
about the same amount of ice.  The rich get it in the summer and the poor
get it in the winter.
        -- Bat Masterson

There are worse things in life than death.  Have you ever spent an evening
with an insurance salesman?
        -- Woody Allen

There has been a little distress selling on the stock exchange.
        -- Thomas W. Lamont, October 29, 1929 (Black Tuesday)

There is a good deal of solemn cant about the common interests of capital
and labour.  As matters stand, their only common interest is that of cutting
each other's throat.
        -- Brooks Atkinson, "Once Around the Sun"

There is hardly a thing in the world that some man can not make a little
worse and sell a little cheaper.

There is never time to do it right, but always time to do it over.

There is no Father Christmas.  It's just a marketing ploy to make low income
parents' lives a misery.  ...  I want you to picture the trusting face of a
child, streaked with tears because of what you just said.  I want you to
picture the face of its mother, because one week's dole won't pay for one
Master of the Universe Battlecruiser!
        -- Filthy Rich and Catflap

There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be doing.

There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it
reluctantly.
        -- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)