Linux Work

Think lucky. If you fall in a pond, check your pockets for fish.
        -- Darrell Royal

This is a good time to punt work.

This is an especially good time for you vacationers who plan to fly, because
the Reagan administration, as part of the same policy under which it
recently sold Yellowstone National Park to Wayne Newton, has "deregulated"
the airline industry.  What this means for you, the consumer, is that the
airlines are no longer required to follow any rules whatsoever.  They can
show snuff movies.  They can charge for oxygen.  They can hire pilots right
out of Vending Machine Refill Person School.  They can conserve fuel by
ejecting husky passengers over water.  They can ram competing planes in
mid-air.  These innovations have resulted in tremendous cost savings which
have been passed along to you, the consumer, in the form of flights with
amazingly low fares, such as $29.  Of course, certain restrictions do apply,
the main one being that all these flights take you to Newark, and you must
pay thousands of dollars if you want to fly back out.
        -- Dave Barry, "Iowa -- Land of Secure Vacations"

This planet has -- or rather had -- a problem, which was this:  most of
the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time.  Many
solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were
largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper,
which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of
paper that were unhappy.
        -- Douglas Adams

This week only, all our fiber-fill jackets are marked down!

Those who claim the dead never return to life haven't ever been around
here at quitting time.

Those who do things in a noble spirit of self-sacrifice are to be avoided
at all costs.
        -- N. Alexander.

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.
        -- Theophrastus

Time to take stock.  Go home with some office supplies.

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
        -- Elbert Hubbard